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christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it


i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

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Why does she have to be so damn irresistible

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Ok but can I kiss your neck?
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